The Federation of Alezian Union is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Premier Sa'idah Mahmudaisyah with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.429 billion Alezians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metropolitan Zafizamarrah. The average income tax rate is 72.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Alezian Unionian economy, worth a remarkable 1,027 trillion Alezian Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 89,944 Alezian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Farting etiquette is taught in schools, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art, and dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alezian Union's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alezian Union is ranked 293,501^st in the world and 11,293^rd in Balder for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -8.53 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.